His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno