I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
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My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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