Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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