I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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