And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Randomize
