It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Randomize
