he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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