Apparently you make a good broom.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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