some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Dear god my vagina.
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