never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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