Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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