Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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