how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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