I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
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Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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