But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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