I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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