Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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