Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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