: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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