When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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