Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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