Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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