its not stalking. its research.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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