awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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