There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?