Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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