"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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