I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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