Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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