Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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