Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
