There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
