I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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