Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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