You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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