This girl is more easily done than said...
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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