was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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