theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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