Already got asked if we're dating
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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