Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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