8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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