So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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