When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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