um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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