nutella sex= disaster
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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