Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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