my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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