im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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