At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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