Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
you will always have a special place in my vag
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize