Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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