It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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