i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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