Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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