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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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