Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
This is my gift to your gina
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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